who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials
Are we not going to talk about the tape measure dude tho….wtf even?!?!?
I’ve waited FOREVER for this
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know