She was trying to keep her shoes from getting wet
Because North Brother Island is so remote and difficult to access, it has not been stripped of artifacts to the same extent as many abandoned hospitals found on the mainland. Here, on a window ledge in the Maintenance Shop, a number of copper keys, displaying over half a century’s oxidation, are sitting atop calcium stalagmites - the deposits of calcium which, over the years, drip through a concrete ceiling and form mounds where they fall. Although the keys have not been stolen, the fact that they are not integrated into the calcium suggests that a visitor did indeed disturb them - they were clearly placed here in the not-too-distant past.
she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf
But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating
Obviously, since young girl’s knees are the #1 distraction for young men, the only obvious solution iS A BRIGHT, NEON FUCKING YELLOW SHIRT WITH GIANT PRISON-STYLE LETTERING
I LIKE IT
I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS
The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.
The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is
Fuck you guys I just waited for this thing to load for a solid 6 minutes….
How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this,
then take their lunch money
I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.
And being a bully makes you an asshole.