NOTHING BLOG

delightfullygrimm:

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

Are we not going to talk about the tape measure dude tho….wtf even?!?!?

bobmarleynephew:

I’ve waited FOREVER for this

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

image

that gif is perfectly looped wtf

theclearlydope:

Let’s never speak of this.
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theclearlydope:

Let’s never speak of this.

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breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

it’s a trap

perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

it’s a trap